We’re doing a lot of blogging, I felt like I should probably keep these asks we’ve responded to on tumblr immortalised somewhere… seeing as social media is a bit tenuous these days.
Bonnie’s werewhale-yness is a result of basically a curse, so it works on magic-y rules. So… she certainly can have her clothes appear with her when she shifts, it’s completely up to her. Unfortunately.
I was informed we wanted to know more about Jiminy–
“Most people call me Jim, but you can call me whatever you want, hon.”
Bonnie is also stuck in the “I-kinda-wanna-eat-her-but-wait-hmm-then-she’d-be-just-gone” dilemma
we love a fucked up obsessive ouroboros in this house
careful now, all this love’s gonna go to her head at this rate!
I thought it would be funny to have them answer it themselves—
Best Kisser:
Worst kisser:
genuinely so sorry about your crepe, nooo….. here’s bonnie eating a burnt crepe (she would do it, she doesn’t care)
Fascinating question. Here’s some testimonials.
They don’t exactly smell “human”, and although their skin suggest some kinda undead rot, they don’t smell like it. Bonnie smells “like the sea” (take that as you will), while Jiminy doesn’t have much scent, but her body temp is very low. What’s up with that??
Also–HUH WHO’S THE SECOND LADY? Well, you’ll find out eventually.
(so we DO have a third dingus in the mix we haven’t posted much about her yet– this is Jiminy aka Jim–she’s definitely not a marine biologist but maybe she COULD be if it would make Bonnie notice her–)
happy early mermay treat, here’s all three of ’em
Thank you so much for this ask it got my partner and I both chatting a bit about what their dating profiles would be on modern-day apps LMAO So enjoy what their profile pics would look like…
Bonnie’s most date-able qualities — Big, can bench press your weight but wont, jokester (you better laugh tho), she’ll show you a good time (but will leave you high & dry the next day sorry)
Jiminy’s most date-able qualities — shit for brains (she’ll laugh at all your jokes if you want her to), listens to everything (watch out), she’ll kill for ya (haha jk….. unles…?)
Lucy’s date-able qualities — whats not to love–
Alright lets talk about Lucy!
Lucy’s full name is Lusitania Moore! She’s got a brother & a niece she cares for a lot.
She lives on a horrible little fishing island called 7 Bells. She grew up whaling & took up the trade with her dad until she got real seasoned at it. She fought for a seat as a captain and welllllllll……. (that’s where Bonnie comes in) She now spends a lot of her free time wishing she could go back out on the sea after her captainship was revoked… woops.
sorry, anon there MIGHT be a bit of an age gap–
ANYWAYS–we’re always thinking about this gaggle of disaster lesbians. We’re both just a bit burnt, its taking us a little while to hop back into things. BUT ITS ON THE HORIZON I SWEAR.
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